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Native American wannabes: Beware the Weasel Spirit


Native American wannabes: Beware the Weasel Spirit
by Lou Bendrick

I once stayed at an upscale spa that had a Native American theme. We
padded around on Navajo rugs, awoke to morning drumming and disrobed
in locker rooms referred to as kivas. At night, instead of finding a
chocolate on my pillow, there was a woven dream catcher. This failed
to soothe my Spirit Self. In fact, I fretted: Was that dream catcher
made by an impoverished person on a reservation while my fat ass was
at a spa?

I've always been the guilty type. This guilt is why I'm unable to
retain an open mind when it comes to my town's latest craze: Native
American spirituality, known widely as the Born-Again Navajo
movement. (Okay, I just made that term up.)

Although Telluride, Colo., is not approaching Sedona-like
sensibilities (as far as I can tell, no one has sent an energy cone
up to the mother ship), former dentists here do rename themselves
Moonfeather She-Wolf and Blackcloud Dancer. Peruse the local
newspaper and you might find Shamanic Healers listed next to
Windshield Repair Services in the classified ads. Moonlight drumming
is the second-most popular activity after golf.

Amid Born-Again Navajos (most often New Jersey-born Caucasians),
spirit animals, or totems, are the latest trendy pets. I thought
totems were carved things sold next to the rubber tomahawks. Of
course, I also thought a sweat lodge was pretty much the same thing
as a Swedish sauna.

This cultural ignorance is why I have chosen the spirit name White
Dork. True, I could have picked Rainbow Claw Warrior or Crying
Sunshine She-Bear, but White Dork seemed somehow more fitting. Most
Born-Again Navajos have spirit animals, charismatic megafauna such as
wolves, bears or eagles. I think I've finally found my own spirit
animal, too: The weasel. Small and beady-eyed, symbol of irritation.

Like many Americans, I found myself "questing" for life's deeper
meaning, attempting to find a less patriarchal, more nature-based
spirituality. This is why I recently participated in a ceremony that
involved a new moon (that is, no moon), chanting, drumming, singing
off-key, rattles, water bowls, feathers and several New Jersey-born
women huddled around a lump of charcoal in lieu of a campfire on the
deck of a condo. (Let me remind you, I have chosen the name White
Dork.) While parts of this ceremony were beautiful and meditative, I
felt something was missing. Namely, a Native American.

True to form, I felt guilty, too, like I'd performed a Japanese tea
ceremony at a backyard barbecue or received holy communion at Wal-
Mart. I felt like a White Dork who was taking the best of another
culture's spirituality without earning it, looking for a New Age
quick fix instead of doing the long, hard work of self-exploration. I
was a hypocrite, conveniently adopting values but not living them -
communing with animal spirits and buying shrink-wrapped beef.

While much of this cultural co-opting is at heart very well-meaning,
Native Americans are getting weary, if not pissed off. Members of the
Lakota tribe have declared war on exploiters of their ancient
spirituality. Their declaration states that they have "suffered the
unspeakable indignity of having our most precious Lakota ceremonies
and spiritual practices desecrated, mocked and abused by non-Indian
"wannabes," hucksters, cultists, commercial profiteers and self-
styled "New Age" retail stores and ... pseudo religious corporations
have been formed to charge people money for admission into phony
"sweatlodges' and "vision quest" programs ..."

Born-Again Navajos - if they're devout - must take this declaration
of war seriously. After all, among its soldiers are White Dork and
her Spirit Weasel, pathfinder of cynicism and King of the Rodent
World. Together they will rain on the parade of any Rainbow Spirit
Journey - and then go take holy communion at Wal-Mart.

Lou "White Dork" Bendrick is a contributor to Writers on the Range, a
service of High Country News (www.hcn.org). She lives in Telluride,
Colorado.

Posted by Cougar Tuesday, November 14, 2006 (03:09:34)